At Walmart there is a very scary looking girl/man. He/she stares, now when I say stares, I mean I feel skin falling off my body when I notice it and even when I don't. It's almost flattering and/or scary all at the same time. Some times I will go way to the other side of the store, to the busy lanes, stare at all the tons of beef jerky, tic tacs, and other useless junk you tell yourself you could get away with stealing, just to not look in its direction. But the thing about this 'thing' is that it has an Adam's apple, short hair like a woman, and wears make up. I know this is very judgemental and I will ask for forgiveness after I write this...
And of course my wife being wonderful as she is, always points out where this being is located. I'm scared of this one, reminds me of something that should be in Lord of the Rings. Cory Coren.
Shim's name is Ashley. Shim uses the women's bathroom...I was in there one time when shim was in there. Lauren Coren
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